Donnie Darko
Kom bara att tänka på vilken fantastisk film det är. Måste se om den snart. Googlade lite och hittade dessa fantastiska konversationer:
Donnie aims the crosshairs on Smurfette's head. He pulls the
trigger. Smurfette falls over.
RONALD Wicked.
SEAN No more fuckin' for her.
RONALD Smurfette doesn't fuck.
SEAN Bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other
smurfs. That's why Papa Smurf made her,
'cause the other smurfs were getting too
horny.
RONALD Not Vanity. He's a homo.
Blam! A bottle shatters.
SEAN Then she fucks 'em all while Vanity
watches. And Papa Smurf films it.
Ronald takes another sip of Night Train... followed by another dry
heave. Blam! A bottle breaks.
DONNIE First of all... Papa Smurf didn't create
Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in
as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention
of destroying the smurf village. But the
overwhelming Goodness of the Smurf Way of
Life transformed her into the Smurfette
we all know and love. And as for the whole
gang-bang scenario... it just couldn't
happen. Smurfs are asexual. They probably
don't even have reproductive organs down
there under those little white pants. The
only reason they exist is because of
magic spells and witchcraft... which is
all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me.
(beat)
That's what's so illogical about the
smurfs... what's the point of living if
you don't have a dick?
Donnie aims the gun... pulls the trigger. Blam! A bottle breaks.
RONALD Dammit, Donnie! Why do you always
gotta get all smart on us!
och den här (som jag har stulit från en annan blogg men skitsamma):
- she was just standing there in the middle of the road, frozen. So I got out of the car and I walked over to her to seee if she was okay? and she leaned over and whispered in my ear?
- what did she say..?
- you know I think frank wants me to go talk to her. The last time I was him he asked me if I knew anything about time travel. And she wrote a book on it so it can?t be a coincidence right?
(pause)
- Donnie what did Roberta sparrow say to you?
- She said that every living creature dies alone
- How did that make you feel?
- It reminded me of my dog Callie. She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the? the porch.
- To die?
- To be alone.
- Do you feel alone right now
- Ah? I don?t know. I mean I?d like to believe I?m not but I just? I?ve just never seen any proof so I just don?t debate it anymore. You know it?s like I could spend my whole life debating it over and over a thousand times so I just don?t debate it anymore? (laughs) it?s absurd.
- The search for god is absurd?
- It is if everyone dies alone.
- Does that scare you?
- I don?t want to be alone.